Getting in one’s head

Like a computer virus slipping past a firewall, I will now plant something in your mind that will take root and haunt you for days on end…

As we approach the 2012 Summer Olympics, I want you to think of the musical fanfare that is played at the games and going to commercial TV breaks.  Now I want you to add the following lyrics and sing it to yourself…

“Ba-nana!  Ba-nana! I want to eat a banana!

Ba-nana!  Ba-nana! I want to eat one right now.”

Your mind has now been breached.  I’m sorry.  It had to be done.

#19

What doesn’t kill you makes you wish for the good ol’ days…which of course led you to what almost killed you…which makes you wish for the good ol’ days…which of course led you to what almost killed you…which makes you wish for the good ol’ days……

June 25, 1876

General George Armstrong Custer to his Lieutenant:

“I know I’m famous for these flowing locks of mine, but as soon as we complete this patrol of the Little Big Horn, have the company barber swing by my tent for a trim.”

Lieutenant:

“Sounds like a plan.”