Why do snowmen wear scarves?
DON’T try and match wits with me…I am both matchless and witless.
Do carousel’s or merry-go-rounds freak out real horses?
Am I the only one that’s noticed that most masks everyone is using as a deterrent to transmitting the coronavirus are in the same shape as the only part of the cowl NOT masking Batman? They’re kind of like the donut holes to the donut.
It’s a little unsettling when you go for your regular run in the park on a hot and humid day and scavenger birds start circling overhead.
As if we needed it, what Tom Seaver, baseball hall of famer, is going through is proof that life is not fair. There is no joy in Mudville over this. But we persevere, don’t we?
You take your eye off the target for one second and some idiot throws your ring of power into a volcano.
I’m rarely on LinkedIn but I keep getting alerts on how many searches I’ve appeared in. I sure hope I get found.
Thousands of “Star Wars” fans have suddenly developed a lisp after greeting each other on May the 4th. BTW, the proper response to “May the 4th be with you” is “And altho wif you.”
Walking the straight and narrow makes me feel claustrophobic.