What doesn’t kill you makes you look up the the meaning of “auld lang syne” to find out what the heck it actually means. For the record…turns out it’s pretty cool.
What doesn’t kill you makes you pack up your troubles in your old kit bag & smile, smile, smile. If only…
What doesn’t kill you makes you search for answers. Answers has always been very good at hiding. Especially when you were a kid. Answers could never be found. As time went by, you’d get better at it and find answers from time to time, but never enough to feel satisfied or like you were winning. The older you get, you seem to find answers all the time. Old folks never have trouble finding answers. The moral of the story, I guess, is when you’re looking for answers, check with your elders.
What doesn’t kill you makes you pay attention. Better to pay attention rather than face it’s wrath. Attention is a crazy bastard that even shakes down old widows & kids. I once tried stiffing attention, but it left me dazed & confused. Just pay it off and keep your health.
“And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger. And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying, Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.”
-Linus Van Pelt (oh…and also from The Holy Bible)
Count your blessings and give thanks…EVERY day. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ONE AND ALL!
What doesn’t kill you makes you join in all the reindeer games.
What doesn’t kill you makes you have the strength of 10 Grinches, plus two.
What doesn’t kill you makes you include shipping & handling.
What doesn’t kill you makes you fortified with vitamins, minerals & nutrients. This could also be a biproduct of eating lots of cereal & drinking orange juice.
What doesn’t kill you makes you reflect. This is particularly confusing for the person sitting across from you who can only see themselves when looking your way.