What doesn’t kill you makes you trip the light fantastic.  This is particularly humiliating to the light fantastic and the loss of self esteem causes it to be known from that point on as the light mundane.  The light mundane becomes bitter and hell bent on revenge.  At a moment you least expect, you find yourself walking through a crowded restaurant with a sign on your back that says “Eat at Joe’s.  Omelets $1.99.”  Nobody wins.


What doesn’t kill you makes you grouse.  Or is it gross?  Well, grousing can be gross.  And gross things can make you grouse.  Maybe grouse is just gross with an accent.  No groans!  We will not tolerate the grumbles.  Grumbles & groans are gross…or is it grouse?