What doesn’t kill you makes you understand that when there’s a will there’s a way. Of course, when you’ve lost your way, it would be advantageous to have someone named Will readily available.
What doesn’t kill you makes you fear Fear itself. Fear is the name of the next door neighbor’s Doberman Pincer. You don’t know fear until you’ve actually met Fear.
What doesn’t kill you makes you go with your guts. Tough to go anywhere without your guts. It would make you gutless. On the upside, you’d look thinner.
What doesn’t kill you makes you travel for miles and miles over open desert, fighting the scorching sun, the leader of a multitude of ill-tempered people…people who are frightened, angry and confused. All the while you’re being chased by a small army led by your very own step brother who is hell bent on your utter destruction. But with the aid of your trusty shepherd’s staff, you are able to lead everyone to safety including miraculously parting a sea of water for everyone to make their way through. Now this only applies if you are Moses…or an actor playing Moses in a biblical movie…and chances are you are NOT Moses.
What doesn’t kill you makes you strangely nonplussed. Which I guess leaves you minused.
What doesn’t kill you makes you tickled pink. For a man, this is particularly embarrassing. For a woman, not so bad, but you do need to curtail the tickling before it gets too red. Being tickled red is just not the same thing.
What doesn’t kill you makes you lucky. But of course…you weren’t killed, were you? Why did I even need to explain that one? Sheesh…
What doesn’t kill you makes you quite contrary. Even if your name ain’t Mary. Forgive the use of the word “ain’t” but it made the rhyme sound better.
What doesn’t kill you makes you taken aback. Then you’re taken aforward. Then you’re taken asideways. I’m not sure where this actually gets you taken, but it does get you started on a new dance craze.
What doesn’t kill you makes you row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. I’m not sure how merry this actually is, but it’s a great workout.