Satisfaction Guaranteed!

Joyous Rapture – Not Likely

Bitter Disappointment – a Good Bet

What’s the use of having your cake if you can’t eat it too?  That’s never made any sense at all.  What am I gonna do with a cake if I can’t eat it?  Know this…if I get my cake…I’m eating it.

But I will share.

If you wear sunglasses indoors you have very small genitalia.  This goes for the women out there too.