Snip Snip

I was doing some man-scaping recently and while carefully using the scissors I impulsively started singing the “Merry Ol’ Land of Oz” song from the film with some slight lyric alterations. ¬†“Snip, snip here, snip, snip there and a couple of la-dee-da’s…that’s how we shape¬†our private parts in the merry ol’ land of Oz.”