You take your eye off the target for one second and some idiot throws your ring of power into a volcano.
I’m rarely on LinkedIn but I keep getting alerts on how many searches I’ve appeared in. I sure hope I get found.
Thousands of “Star Wars” fans have suddenly developed a lisp after greeting each other on May the 4th. BTW, the proper response to “May the 4th be with you” is “And altho wif you.”
Walking the straight and narrow makes me feel claustrophobic.